Diary Of A Nigerian Kopa 3

QUARANTINE WAHALA!!!

Good day guys, I'm back again to give you gist about my kopa life as e dey hot

This time around, I want to share some of my hilarious Quarantine experiences....feel free to share!

1. In my PPA, it happens we corpers stay together in a corper's lodge. During the course of this lockdown, we didn't travel much so majority of us were just in the lodge, gisting and passing time. There is this tradition we have in my PPA called Chaosing whereby we welcome the new Corp members posted to our PPA and then kinda bully them a little and instill fear in their bodies but it's all for fun and each Batch experienced the chaosing. On this fateful day, I was in my room jejely and gbadunly minding my business and pressing my phone when I started hearing noises outside... Ah, I just said let me peep and know what's up. It happened that there was a new Corp member posted to our PPA and after she came into the lodge, my batch being the latest batch before the new ones came in insisted she must come out for chaosing, meanwhile the girl in question has a so called brother serving with us already although he was a senior batch. The baba in question refused to let her out saying he wouldn't agree to such even though the girl has agreed to come out since it was a normal thing....that was how quarrel started o, ha no be small matter o.

Everybody came out and started castigating the guy that why would he hoard his sister from the normal tradition whereas he has been doing it to others, there was serious commotion that day...there was a particular girl that was like ..."make una tell am say I dey craze o and if I dey craze I dey know...."
It was just so funny, some even dropped comments that "he don go carry him babe come here dey form ancestral relationship"
My people get bad mouth on a normal Sha, anyways after everything, the whole case was resolved and the girl alongside others were chaosed the next morning and baba was forced to render public apology.
(I hope he doesn't come for me after reading this post o, cos me I don't have strength)

2. Another one happened on my way to the market when I wanted to stock up cos they said the markets would soon shut down. I got to the market and saw a mini crowd gathered, on enquiry I gathered that it was a case of everyday for the thief, one day for the owner. What happened?

Unku happened to be double dating, he had a girlfriend somewhere else but on getting to Benue, he decided to have a side chick while maintaining his long distance relationship... everything was moving on perfectly until main chick aunty decided to spend Quarantine with unku so she gave him a surprise visit.

On reaching the house, unku wasn't at home and the door was open which was quite strange, so she went inside only to see side chick aunty putting on bum short and unku's top busy preparing food in the kitchen, she said that's the one that pained her most. Main chick asked side chick who she was and what was she doing in her man's house and aunty replied sarcastically what kind of stupid question was that, one thing led to another and fight started. Meanwhile they've been calling unku to come and settle what's happening at home but unku is nowhere to be found ... immediately main chick called that he was in his house, baba Jaapa and switched off his phones and they were still waiting for him while trying to separate fight...but seriously though why are guys always like this?? causing confusion everytime . At that point I knew this quarantine will cause a lot of problems.

Anyways, I never got to know how the matter ended cos I just went to buy what I came to buy and went home straight...as you all know, I no dey too do amebo, na u Sabi sha...

So I'll stop here for today, drop your comments if you enjoyed my gist and also feel free to share your own various experiences.... okay bye!